Wheel of Opinions with John Mulaney

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @blake4168
    @blake4168 5 лет назад +17387

    John Mulaney always sounds like he’s doing an impression of himself

    • @ThriveVolleyball
      @ThriveVolleyball 5 лет назад +42

      😂😂😂

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад +160

      Oh my lord this is accurate

    • @emorylovesbarbie
      @emorylovesbarbie 5 лет назад +66

      What a great observation 😂 so true

    • @snowydonahue2923
      @snowydonahue2923 5 лет назад +11

      Lolllllllll

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 лет назад +63

      This is exactly what happened to Seinfeld lol
      He heard a couple great impersonations of himself, then he couldn't help impersonating the impersonators doing him 🤣

  • @aakritijadwani3447
    @aakritijadwani3447 5 лет назад +5476

    “Fame is not love” - John Mulaney, 2019

    • @destroyernoah
      @destroyernoah 5 лет назад +1

      Love is not music
      Music is the best

    • @stefanellasizzarettia8417
      @stefanellasizzarettia8417 4 года назад +24

      You can’t just erase the abuse

    • @John_May.
      @John_May. 3 года назад +3

      Right up there with Keanu's "I know that the ones who loved us will miss us"

    • @vars6042
      @vars6042 3 года назад +13

      this is ... really sad in todays context

    • @graceokeefe9589
      @graceokeefe9589 3 года назад

      @@vars6042 i know, was about to comment this

  • @KD-oh3gx
    @KD-oh3gx 5 лет назад +13890

    "I'm no forensic scientist" *jj bittenbinder intensifies*

    • @Hollywood_02
      @Hollywood_02 5 лет назад +191

      ProbablyLost STREET SMARTS

    • @ezybreezy2005
      @ezybreezy2005 5 лет назад +84

      *Handlebar mustache grows 100 inches*

    • @laylabug3848
      @laylabug3848 5 лет назад +21

      Oh my god I laughed so hard at this comment it brought tears to my eyes 😂😂😂

    • @jamesmartinez9377
      @jamesmartinez9377 5 лет назад +21

      He wanted us to get almost kidnapped

    • @robertgallentine1095
      @robertgallentine1095 5 лет назад +13

      I can't breathe. This comment is absolute gold.

  • @maddiesvlogs8319
    @maddiesvlogs8319 5 лет назад +3812

    John: *gives his detailed opinion on the abuse Rudolph has faced*
    Jimmy: “I never thought about that!”
    John: “I’ve never thought about it either.”

    • @ziggyzion5717
      @ziggyzion5717 3 года назад +45

      I ALWAYS did.

    • @haley8484
      @haley8484 3 года назад +6

      @@ziggyzion5717 Bro SAMEE 😭😭

    • @davidwatkins894
      @davidwatkins894 3 года назад +39

      there is a jack johnson version of rudolf that includes an additional very satisfying verse: 'Well Rudolph he didn't go for that
      He said "I see through your silly games"
      How could you look me in the face
      When only yesterday you called me names?
      Well all of the other reindeers man
      Well they sure did feel ashamed
      "Rudolph you know we're sorry,
      We're truly gonna try to change"

  • @yanelivalderrabano6571
    @yanelivalderrabano6571 5 лет назад +7163

    “I love my own thoughts” He can’t be more relatable 😂

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks 5 лет назад +3

      Yaneli Fallon I know right.😂

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 5 лет назад +31

      @Dan Smith The immediate diagnosis of someone without even knowing them personally just because of 1 sentence is strong with this one!

    • @panicatmybrain5933
      @panicatmybrain5933 5 лет назад +2

      you mean not relateable at all

    • @yazajag
      @yazajag 5 лет назад

      Yes, exactly.

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 лет назад +1

      @Dan Smith it's kinda his shtick.

  • @sultanmulberry6967
    @sultanmulberry6967 5 лет назад +4724

    "I love my own thoughts"
    -John Mulaney, 2019

    • @calebmills2345
      @calebmills2345 5 лет назад +4

      Watch that be the title of his next comedy special

    • @Benjamin.J.Holliday
      @Benjamin.J.Holliday 5 лет назад +2

      @@calebmills2345 if that happens I'll look off-stage, like a cat watching a squirrel run off a laptop screen, for Jimmy Fallon to come out with the Wheel Of Opinions

    • @Benjamin.J.Holliday
      @Benjamin.J.Holliday 5 лет назад

      And yes, if you haven't seen it, there is such a cat. (Well, even if you have there is such a cat 🤔)
      ruclips.net/video/3j-11onnuJU/видео.html

    • @rayk4651
      @rayk4651 5 лет назад

      Sultan Mulberry the most Virgo shit

    • @haley8484
      @haley8484 3 года назад +1

      I love his thoughts too 🤣👏

  • @seasalllover
    @seasalllover 5 лет назад +19147

    john mulaney is the perfect choice for this segment

  • @laurenp.184
    @laurenp.184 5 лет назад +4363

    mistletoe: * exists *
    no one:
    john mulaney: *i don’t wanna SEE IT, i don’t wanna HEAR ABOUT IT*

    • @Moondew572
      @Moondew572 4 года назад +14

      Me @ any looming math test

    • @trickwillis
      @trickwillis 3 года назад +3

      Misledon't

    • @rebeccajulius7708
      @rebeccajulius7708 3 года назад +4

      Upsetting garnish

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc 3 года назад +1

      😂😂🤣perverted garnish 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @estelafairbanks4876
    @estelafairbanks4876 5 лет назад +4224

    “Perverted garnish” will forever describe mistletoe

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 4 года назад +10

      @@bigfan1041
      **Eats some garlic,**
      "talk stinky to me.'

  • @fakudan
    @fakudan 5 лет назад +7144

    This tall child with femenine hips, has some interesting opinions.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 5 лет назад +319

      Facundo NO! THAT’S THE THING HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT

    • @jishmista
      @jishmista 5 лет назад +123

      What are three other things about him?

    • @lisak4928
      @lisak4928 5 лет назад +249

      excuse me, he's a proud asian-american woman please show him some respect

    • @lexb8999
      @lexb8999 5 лет назад +65

      wonder if he had to take i-90 to get there? i heard i-95 had a bit of quicksand

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 5 лет назад +23

      Facundo - The irony of that comment from someone with the profile picture of John Krasinski from the office first season a.k.a. a tall child with feminine hips who also has some interesting opinions makes me so happy.

  • @naya6760
    @naya6760 5 лет назад +7526

    he’s so talented- the fact that he can make people laugh with any topic is just legendary

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks 5 лет назад +12

      naya s. Facts.

    • @sovietmuffin501
      @sovietmuffin501 5 лет назад +125

      naya s. It’s all in his delivery. He doesn’t even have to be telling a particularly funny joke(although he usually is) but the way he says it makes it funny.

    • @emilyordaz3976
      @emilyordaz3976 4 года назад +7

      he’s my role model

    • @johnbod
      @johnbod 3 года назад +3

      Not to discount his abilities as a comic, but all talk shows are pre-planned and usually rehearsed. If you want a good example of this look up "Conan Steve Martin scraps" on RUclips. You'll see how they do a quick run through of a segment well before they record the actual interview. Pretty much all talk shows follow this setup.
      Practically speaking putting on a big show like this has a lot of moving parts and it's too expensive to pay everyone there for hours to get enough usable improvised material for a televised interview.

    • @sh-df1bb
      @sh-df1bb Год назад +1

      he can even make you laugh telling the story of his cannibal neighbor 😮

  • @saltyfella4983
    @saltyfella4983 4 года назад +804

    John: [Talking about how the 2010’s were a bad Decade]
    2020: *You haven’t seen shit yet*

    • @paigeharris1186
      @paigeharris1186 4 года назад +14

      john mulaney is the perfect choice for this segment

  • @naya6760
    @naya6760 5 лет назад +8911

    he looks like an actual grown man in this and it’s unsettling

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks 5 лет назад +38

      naya s. Facts.

    • @tyronewhitt992
      @tyronewhitt992 5 лет назад +59

      @@babarazamsucks aha the top 3 comments have 1 reply each that consists of you saying you agree with them. Ik that is unimportant, I just find that funny.

    • @lucyg8472
      @lucyg8472 5 лет назад +8

      Oh god yeah

    • @cdw442
      @cdw442 5 лет назад +20

      Fallon has that effect on people

    • @ameliavogel514
      @ameliavogel514 5 лет назад +43

      I think he’s wearing concealer under his eyes and it makes me feel very weird

  • @ElizabethBalloon789
    @ElizabethBalloon789 5 лет назад +1282

    John Mulaney is the only human in 2019 that could say the word “crook” casually and it sound normal.

  • @christinelin9763
    @christinelin9763 5 лет назад +9653

    Mistletoe: perverted garnish
    - John Mulaney, 2019

    • @customerguy8581
      @customerguy8581 5 лет назад +67

      You know how there's a seed called "rapeseed" that they use for cooking oil? Mistletoe is what it grows into. It's a perverted rape leaf.

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 5 лет назад +6

      @@customerguy8581 Yep, canola.

    • @Estefaniac19
      @Estefaniac19 4 года назад

      What is tood? Not familiar with that word

    • @brooke7656
      @brooke7656 4 года назад +3

      @@Estefaniac19 "me too" is a movement that raises awareness for sexual assault victims by speaking up against the people who assaulted them. he just changes "me too" into a verb "me too'd" as to say we should speak up against the mistletoe lmao.

  • @Britenus
    @Britenus 3 года назад +194

    Man he’s a quick thinker. Definitely a writer. He’s not just spitting out tried and true bits.

  • @annawhetstone4940
    @annawhetstone4940 5 лет назад +10005

    “If any garnish needs to be me too’d it’s mistletoe” is a perfect joke. How the heck does he come up with that?? He’s a comedic genius and you can’t tell me otherwise. 🤩

    • @larrystylinson4757
      @larrystylinson4757 5 лет назад +396

      Honestly I can just imagine John thinking about it for so long and just now got the moment to actually use it as a joke. Like “YAY THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME FOR ME TO UNLEASH MY PUNCHLINE”

    • @partlyironic
      @partlyironic 5 лет назад +214

      Hes just so...his brain thinks in different ways than other people. And this is all just like...talk show material and not even a routine

    • @jo_darel
      @jo_darel 5 лет назад +41

      I.. I don't get it * cries in spanish*
      Nah it's not language barrier I know.I'm just an idiot but would anyone??

    • @partlyironic
      @partlyironic 5 лет назад +202

      J.O. kee youre not an idiot! So he is basically saying mistletoe is creepy cos it makes two people kiss...when he says it needs to be ‘me too’d’ he is referring to the Me Too movement which was all about exposing creeps and inappropriate sexual behaviour

    • @jo_darel
      @jo_darel 5 лет назад +49

      @@partlyironic ohhhhhh I didn't know about that thank you !! 😄 well damn, it is a perfect joke

  • @cbates4545
    @cbates4545 5 лет назад +690

    "I'm no forensic scientist" says Barry Allen, the forensic scientist.

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 5 лет назад +3142

    I didn’t think I could like him more

    • @siobhanmulvey
      @siobhanmulvey 5 лет назад +7

      zizinnnn yes

    • @Tytytytyty1776
      @Tytytytyty1776 5 лет назад +20

      i wanna stick my tongue in his secondary location

    • @ishalakbar4294
      @ishalakbar4294 5 лет назад +5

      @@Tytytytyty1776 why did this have me ROLLING

    • @fs457
      @fs457 4 года назад +1

      But here we are

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 года назад

      @@Tytytytyty1776 we got an android imposter over 'ere.

  • @Aj-rj1wy
    @Aj-rj1wy 5 лет назад +368

    “Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault”. -Pam Beesley

  • @emmasoemer5518
    @emmasoemer5518 5 лет назад +6010

    Did he actually say “oof” ?? 😂😂

    • @the_gratefulgamer
      @the_gratefulgamer 5 лет назад +277

      Yeah that's pretty much the 2010's in one word.

    • @VirtueCry
      @VirtueCry 5 лет назад +284

      It's a big oof, it's a yikes, it's a weird flex but ok, everybody gangsta until the decade ends.

    • @crystalkadletc1944
      @crystalkadletc1944 5 лет назад +83

      The 2010’s : Oof
      Nuff said!

    • @gwenwilliams2098
      @gwenwilliams2098 5 лет назад +8

      Emma Soemer yes, indeed he did

    • @anthonyr1930
      @anthonyr1930 5 лет назад +17

      Yes boomer, he did.

  • @krystaaustin2010
    @krystaaustin2010 5 лет назад +262

    “ You can’t just erase the abuse “ 😂

  • @jessc1269
    @jessc1269 5 лет назад +1445

    “perverted garnish” is golden

    • @dylancole1910
      @dylancole1910 5 лет назад +4

      jessc1269 I would love that as an xmas shirt😂

    • @lilliana6912
      @lilliana6912 3 года назад +2

      Stay golden ponyboy

  • @magictoast15
    @magictoast15 5 лет назад +146

    I love how he mouths “oh” at each topic, like it’s something new and interesting he’s never thought about before.

  • @jonnipannekoek1959
    @jonnipannekoek1959 5 лет назад +1917

    "...and everyone's just trying to get on their Southwest flight."

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 5 лет назад +7

      But like forreal... The people yelling just shut up and move on and stop holding a grudge for like 10 years, and let the rest of us continue on with our lives without your "drama" infringing on our lives too. keep your drama to yourself

    • @chaneyfarr325
      @chaneyfarr325 5 лет назад +23

      We don't use Delta in this household

    • @MrsKythea
      @MrsKythea 5 лет назад +13

      and life is a fucking nightmare

  • @trippysiren7966
    @trippysiren7966 5 лет назад +933

    This tall Asian American woman with feminine hips is the best comedian ever.

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 лет назад +1

      I agree

    • @lagran470
      @lagran470 5 лет назад +13

      Noooo that's the thing he's sensitive about!

    • @zainabalzangana238
      @zainabalzangana238 3 года назад +1

      indeed, this tiger mom has amazing thoughts "i love my own thoughts"

    • @belxxx3045
      @belxxx3045 3 года назад

      I dont get it....

  • @EFxDeadEyexboxgt
    @EFxDeadEyexboxgt 5 лет назад +607

    The faces jimmy makes when mulaney begins with “mistletoe”

  • @noahduncan78
    @noahduncan78 5 лет назад +233

    John: “There in there”
    Jimmy: “yeah the decades almost over”
    John: OOF

  • @nehathejedi4962
    @nehathejedi4962 5 лет назад +2585

    Damn he doesn't look like a tall kid anymore. 2010s really are ending.

    • @camc9225
      @camc9225 5 лет назад +24

      Debatable

    • @Recardoguy007
      @Recardoguy007 5 лет назад +25

      Probably still a bad driver though lol

    • @hobihope2981
      @hobihope2981 5 лет назад +69

      He may no longer be a tall child, but he still needs some rest :( get some rest, tall man with feminine hips!

    • @the.muffin
      @the.muffin 5 лет назад +20

      @@hobihope2981 nooo thats the thing hes sensitive about!!!

    • @ArtemisScribe
      @ArtemisScribe 5 лет назад +24

      someone the other day said he was starting to look like Millennial Mr Rogers and I think that's the perfect description of the look he's taking into the 2020s.

  • @80sgirl96
    @80sgirl96 5 лет назад +248

    “Walking through a doorway with another person is weird enough ...”

  • @arthurcooperman3106
    @arthurcooperman3106 5 лет назад +831

    - Sees John Mulaney
    - immediately clicks on video

    • @daveluke6734
      @daveluke6734 5 лет назад +3

      yes, John Mulaney is the only thing that I wish there was a little bit more of

    • @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon
      @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon 5 лет назад

      Precisely!

    • @rachelleio
      @rachelleio 5 лет назад +1

      I’m a simple woman. I see a video of John Mulaney, I click.

    • @lanie7569
      @lanie7569 5 лет назад

      Arthur Cooperman fr i was watching another video and i just saw this posted 2 days ago

  • @Zmad724
    @Zmad724 5 лет назад +87

    Jimmy: "I've never thought about that" John: "I've never thought about it either..." LOL Mulaney kills me every time.

  • @KD-oh3gx
    @KD-oh3gx 5 лет назад +900

    the decade ends with john mulaney's dark take on rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

    • @auntymammalia9384
      @auntymammalia9384 5 лет назад +33

      It's about time someone said it, man, it's...about...time.

    • @loveCAWA
      @loveCAWA 5 лет назад +6

      ProbablyLost he isn’t wrong though.

    • @ragweedmakesmesneeze
      @ragweedmakesmesneeze 5 лет назад +10

      I recently rewatched the classic Rudolph special from the 60s or 70s and it just doesn't hold up. Santa and the other reindeer definitely come across as total a-holes.

    • @samrafrljuckic9278
      @samrafrljuckic9278 5 лет назад +2

      To be fair, snl kind of covered this a while back (insert link to Rudolph skit)

    • @KD-oh3gx
      @KD-oh3gx 5 лет назад +2

      @@samrafrljuckic9278 they warned us but we just weren't paying attention.

  • @graceking9723
    @graceking9723 5 лет назад +412

    he has nothing to promote, and he’s getting interviewed. it’s like every talk show host knows we need new john mulaney content quarterly.

    • @karissa.nicole
      @karissa.nicole 5 лет назад +18

      Grace King97 he has a Netflix special coming out! John mulaney and the sack lunch gang or something like that lol

  • @ann6y5ng
    @ann6y5ng 5 лет назад +109

    Everybody say thank you to Jimmy for allowing us to see John Mullaney raising his voice, saying "Oof" and calling mistletoe a perverted garnish.

  • @heathercreates
    @heathercreates 5 лет назад +11

    John Mulaney is perfect for this game because so much of his comedy revolves around his opinions on completely random topics, such as gazebos, sleep-shirts, and waving at a boat.

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter 5 лет назад +94

    John Mulaney is definitely a time traveller from 1955 just trying to blend in

  • @fatimamirza2100
    @fatimamirza2100 5 лет назад +28

    “I wouldn’t have disrespected you, if you hadn’t disrespected me in the first place....”.
    That has some depth to it. He should love his “own thoughts”.

  • @naya6760
    @naya6760 5 лет назад +330

    im a simple person: i see john mulaney, i click with no hesitation

    • @dianasayson2846
      @dianasayson2846 5 лет назад +2

      🙋‍♀️ how can anyone skip the chance to hear John Mulaney's thoughts?

  • @cyresmccay8749
    @cyresmccay8749 4 года назад +57

    the 2010: ending
    2020: honey, you've got a big storm coming

  • @LM11116
    @LM11116 5 лет назад +292

    one of the few guests that can make jimmy genuinely laugh lmao

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks 5 лет назад

      Lucas Monroe Agree.

    • @candysweet434
      @candysweet434 5 лет назад +5

      Lucas Monroe you must be new, he’s not genuinely laughing.

    • @pitchen
      @pitchen 5 лет назад +6

      @@candysweet434 Whatever you say buddy

    • @LM11116
      @LM11116 5 лет назад +14

      @@candysweet434 clearly i'm not if you read my comment lol, i'm saying usually his laughs are fake but john can actually make him legitimately laugh

    • @Frank-xx5cd
      @Frank-xx5cd 5 лет назад +1

      @@candysweet434 Take this L. Merry Christmas.

  • @flahertyhayley
    @flahertyhayley 5 лет назад +37

    His sum up of The 2010's was SPOT ON. This dude is a genius!

  • @wades2132
    @wades2132 5 лет назад +221

    I feel,like he’s been holding onto the Mistletoe bit for some time.

  • @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon
    @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon 5 лет назад +7

    This right here could be its own show, and I would watch the HELL out of it! Jimmy Fallon and John Mulaney, doing the opinion wheel, for, like, 30 minutes straight.

  • @winx123rocks
    @winx123rocks 5 лет назад +139

    john: *fame is not love*
    me: likes the video

  • @stasiapoos1130
    @stasiapoos1130 5 лет назад +60

    John’s opinion on anything is the only opinion in the world that matters ever

  • @istdochallesegal3427
    @istdochallesegal3427 5 лет назад +207

    Mistletoe joins Baby It's Cold Outside in the Cancel Club...

  • @wareeshaahmed
    @wareeshaahmed 5 лет назад +30

    "First off, you don't just erase the abuse" lmfao

  • @naya6760
    @naya6760 5 лет назад +322

    “Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.” (if u know what im talking about i love u)

    • @ardenvida4598
      @ardenvida4598 5 лет назад +16

      still can't believe he actually wrote this ajdjskscnnd

    • @kiss2928
      @kiss2928 5 лет назад +4

      naya s. i do not please explain🥺🥺

    • @naya6760
      @naya6760 5 лет назад

      Okaro Shinn yea

    • @westleyc6824
      @westleyc6824 5 лет назад +1

      that’s what i look at whenever i get sad

    • @aylinitzel.
      @aylinitzel. 5 лет назад +6

      The picture that went along with it really was the cherry on the sundae

  • @partlyironic
    @partlyironic 5 лет назад +7

    How is he so funny OFF THE CUFF? his mind...his power... I want an entire show of him just doing this.

  • @idlemayhem7698
    @idlemayhem7698 5 лет назад +53

    his immediate averse reaction to mistletoe lmaoo 🤣
    get the perverted garnish outta here

  • @julithomas9692
    @julithomas9692 3 года назад +2

    2:53 Incredible thoughts, incredible minds. I'm so overwhelmed! How did my brain conceive them?

  • @pinna3691
    @pinna3691 5 лет назад +32

    having to kiss someone under a mistletoe was probably created by someone who really wanted an excuse to kiss their cousin.

  • @brigidambuul621
    @brigidambuul621 5 лет назад +16

    that was the most aggressive vocal use of the term "oof" that I have ever heard

  • @truman3047
    @truman3047 5 лет назад +86

    2:26 I really want to know what he said that they cut out!

  • @marilenat.1271
    @marilenat.1271 3 года назад +7

    John Mulaney, thank you so much for your opinion on Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer's ex-bullies! Liking him after he rose to fame doesn't erase the bullying they put him through before. Somebody with a platform had to point that out. Thank you so much!!

  • @linds9846
    @linds9846 5 лет назад +58

    i really appreciate how heated john gets over all of these, glad to know i'm not the only one who has hard opinions on mistletoe

  • @howeboutthis
    @howeboutthis 3 года назад +6

    I could watch this segment with him for at least an hour. I just want a movie of him doing this, and nothing else

  • @ellekay4758
    @ellekay4758 5 лет назад +11

    “If any decoration needs to be me’too” 😂😂 I love him so much.

  • @kweenkindacrxxy
    @kweenkindacrxxy 5 лет назад +3

    This guy is just too smart of a human being. Perfect for this segment! ♥️

  • @michritch3493
    @michritch3493 5 лет назад +9

    Completely loved this. "That garnish needs to be "me too" -ed!" "Fame isn't the same as love." 👍Fabulous!

  • @juliafonsecadesena1328
    @juliafonsecadesena1328 5 лет назад +14

    John said "you know what?" and I was already laughing

  • @martikahwilliams2741
    @martikahwilliams2741 5 лет назад +75

    I’ve been starving for more John Mulaney content.

  • @bretneyc
    @bretneyc 5 лет назад +4

    I had no idea who John Maloney was before January 2020 but he is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

  • @edixon2225
    @edixon2225 5 лет назад +16

    “If any decoration needs to be me too’d, it’s mistletoe”
    - John Mulaney on Mistletoe 2019

  • @rice_frying_shrimp
    @rice_frying_shrimp 5 лет назад +27

    When John said "oof" I felt that...

  • @natphobia561
    @natphobia561 5 лет назад +3

    it’s like watching him write his stand-up bits in real time. he’s incredible

  • @lillyspoelstra4707
    @lillyspoelstra4707 4 года назад +9

    “You don’t just erase the abuse” 😂 He’s perfect

  • @kendrarenae4128
    @kendrarenae4128 4 года назад +9

    I want a Netflix special of John Mulaney talking about his opinions on popular topics

  • @annalarissa4160
    @annalarissa4160 5 лет назад +11

    “I love my own thoughts” - John Mulaney is my hero.

  • @samanjj
    @samanjj 5 лет назад +6

    This man is a genius. He could do a stand up just based on this technique. Can’t wait to watch his stand up specials on Netflix.

  • @janayatapang7346
    @janayatapang7346 5 лет назад +29

    I could watch a whole 45 minute episode, 26 episodes, 25 seasons of this.

  • @cee2485
    @cee2485 5 лет назад +6

    3:14 hearing John mulaney say oof caught me off guard

  • @InmortalAngel1
    @InmortalAngel1 5 лет назад +2

    1:06 THANK YOU! ...THANK YOU! First time I've ever heard a celebrity say this!

  • @nakejunez
    @nakejunez 5 лет назад +118

    Nobody:
    *Crooks watching*-“You know what he’s kinda right! Never thought of it that way.”

    • @chasepotter2376
      @chasepotter2376 5 лет назад +2

      Jake Nunez I’ve seen other people make this mistake with this comment. You can’t say “nobody” when the second line is from a person responding to somebody/something. Does not make sense to say “nobody” when the crooks are literally acknowledging this guys comment about fingerless gloves. The 33 likes are from people who obviously can’t comprehend that.

    • @ender3882
      @ender3882 5 лет назад

      @@chasepotter2376 r/wooooooooooosh

    • @chasepotter2376
      @chasepotter2376 5 лет назад +1

      ender duuuuuude hahahahahahahahhaa so fucking funny because I saw somebody else comment something like I did on a completely different video and comment, and it was one of these “nobody: “ comments, but it made NO fucking sense because the person they quoted in the second part of the “joke” was literally replying to someone in the actual video, so it really made ZERO fucking sense, and somebody LIKE YOUR DUMB ASS, Commented saying exactly what you did, even though HE was right about it not making sense BECAUSE the person was literally replying to somebody! SO.. there WAS someone! There WASN’T “no one”... IN OTHER WORDS BITCH I KNOW WHAT THESE JOKES ARE AND WHAT THEY USSSSE TO MEAN, BUT NOW IM SEEING DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS TRYING TO DO THEM, AND JUST COMPLETELY FUCKING IT UP!!! Fucking idiot thinking I don’t get the joke! It made no sense! It didn’t work like he wanted it to, sorry!

    • @chasepotter2376
      @chasepotter2376 5 лет назад

      ender that’s like saying I didn’t get the joke because I corrected the way they pronounced or spelt something

    • @nakejunez
      @nakejunez 5 лет назад +2

      Chase Potter you got that bothered? Lol

  • @aurares
    @aurares 5 лет назад +24

    he's been waiting his whole life to share these

  • @katehodson5181
    @katehodson5181 5 лет назад +10

    This is so weird because I was just thinking today, “Rudolph has fake friends”. I love John.

  • @elwizschold
    @elwizschold 4 года назад +3

    John is clearly one of the greatest comedians at this time, love that man!

  • @alteiraa
    @alteiraa 4 года назад +5

    Can this be a whole show? Like a full hour of this, would be great.

  • @charlotteosborne2663
    @charlotteosborne2663 3 года назад +1

    DID JOHN MULANEY JUST SAY "OOF" I CANT!!!! 3:14

  • @meganmarshall1664
    @meganmarshall1664 5 лет назад +6

    How is he always so perfectly funny 😂 it’s official I’m in love with John Mulaney 😂❤️

  • @Tomthetominator
    @Tomthetominator Год назад +2

    As a very wise man called John Mulaney once said,
    “YOU DON’T JUST ERASE THE ABUSE!”

  • @viceliag3916
    @viceliag3916 5 лет назад +6

    I didn't realize how strongly I felt about these things until John brought them up 😂

  • @jasonthesnow
    @jasonthesnow 5 лет назад +3

    “If a Christmas garnish ever needed to be me too-ed it was mistletoe” I cried

  • @anelerz8958
    @anelerz8958 5 лет назад +92

    When you're immortal so the decade ending slips your mind

  • @ll7708
    @ll7708 Год назад +1

    "I love my own thoughts!"
    We love them too John 😅

  • @riffdane6459
    @riffdane6459 5 лет назад +3

    "That's the 2010s. We're all trying to figure out who disrespected who first." Perfect.

  • @elliesings9508
    @elliesings9508 5 лет назад +1

    "...if any decoration needs to be MeTooed the mistletoe..." Love him!

    • @zeeshantahir2620
      @zeeshantahir2620 5 лет назад

      Unfortunately I don't understand this joke. Can you explain plz?

    • @dilapidatedcastillo500
      @dilapidatedcastillo500 4 года назад

      @@zeeshantahir2620 just look up the "MeToo" movement and then look up the tradition of mistletoe. It would take too long to explain here.

  • @valeriapaz5592
    @valeriapaz5592 5 лет назад +153

    What is that tired asian women doing there?

  • @AngelGroves
    @AngelGroves 5 лет назад +9

    John Mulaney is brilliant; he is so genuinely entertaining.

  • @theoriginal1971
    @theoriginal1971 3 года назад +5

    His brain works SO FAST

  • @JACKFIORILLO
    @JACKFIORILLO 4 года назад +2

    you can tell when jimmy is genuinely laughing in this

  • @Sophiiolii
    @Sophiiolii 5 лет назад +32

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not even jimmy Fallon:
    John: *O O F*

  • @giabea.
    @giabea. 5 лет назад +4

    I would watch hours of this and never get bored

  • @user-cu8xb6px3g
    @user-cu8xb6px3g 5 лет назад +3

    I literally felt that when John said he loves his own thoughts.

  • @araknidkid
    @araknidkid 5 лет назад

    jimmy's vibe in this show is much more genuine, cool and likeable than 99% of clips i've seen of him. either Mulaney brings out the best in him or Jim's found his stride

  • @bartdarrow9217
    @bartdarrow9217 5 лет назад +5

    "First off, you don't just erase the abuse." LOL

  • @missalg0
    @missalg0 5 лет назад

    How I want to listen to John Mulaney do this bit at least from now until Christmas. He’s wonderful and his brain is incredibly attractive.

  • @heezypeasy8611
    @heezypeasy8611 5 лет назад +5

    I cannot get enough of John Mulaney ♡

  • @stella8869
    @stella8869 4 года назад +4

    John Mulaney is my celeb crush, not because of his looks... but because of his quick thinking humor 😭